-> "Thank God for the Bong (sung by Michael Phelps)"
Original Song Title:
"Thank God for the Bomb"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Thank God for the Bong (sung by Michael Phelps)"
The Lyrics
Thank God for the Bong
Like hemp to a flame
Is this high gonna wane?
Time's seen unsold street confections
And inhaling of cocaine
If cannabis is making me devour more munchies
Then thank God for the bong
(3 times more),
Smoke ya, Smoke ya
Pot is just another drug
rolled up like bales of hay
Please take a big trip off its inhalation
And nobody wants to share
If pot's the only drug that keeps the peace
Then thank God for the bong
(three times more)
toke ya, toke ya
Monday is tommorow, Saturday
It's funny how I can fade away
The bong on my countertop
Has lit a thousand trips
As I near the final intake
Hash is the only friend I have
When my stash is obsolete
I'll have to get some on the street
But any talk about hash costing double
Is all said with bong in cheek
Until the time the pipe dreams are here now
I'll thank God for the bong
(3 times more)
smoke ya, smoke ya
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