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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Zorin"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Crowley"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ozzy Osbourne
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Zorin"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
In order to close the Roger Moore era of the tour with a bang, I decided that a double dose of Ozzy was appropriate. Today's bonus parody is about the main villain of A View to a Kill, Max Zorin, played by THE Bruce Dickinson...er, I mean Christopher Walken! Enjoy the parody!
Mr. Zorin,
Did you climb up from Hell?
Oh Mr. Zorin,
Do you need more cowbell?
Your career to me seemed so tragic,
Yeah, you wanted it all!
You tried to fool James Bond with magic,
But he’d only heed England’s call!
Mr. Rotten,
Did you think you could win?
Mr. Begotten,
In original sin.
Devising plots with evil intent,
Tried to mess up the Earth.
Conceived in a Nazi experiment
And there’s no trace of afterbirth!
[guitar solo]
Mr. Zorin,
Did you have a Good Year?
Mr. Zorin,
You just hurt your career!
Approaching a Gate that is Golden,
I hear that agent’s call!
Approaching a time that is olden,
Living with your balls to the wall!
Were you politically bent?
I wanna know where you went!
I wanna know-
I wanna know where you went!
Yeah!
Did you climb up from Hell?
Oh Mr. Zorin,
Do you need more cowbell?
Your career to me seemed so tragic,
Yeah, you wanted it all!
You tried to fool James Bond with magic,
But he’d only heed England’s call!
Mr. Rotten,
Did you think you could win?
Mr. Begotten,
In original sin.
Devising plots with evil intent,
Tried to mess up the Earth.
Conceived in a Nazi experiment
And there’s no trace of afterbirth!
[guitar solo]
Mr. Zorin,
Did you have a Good Year?
Mr. Zorin,
You just hurt your career!
Approaching a Gate that is Golden,
I hear that agent’s call!
Approaching a time that is olden,
Living with your balls to the wall!
Were you politically bent?
I wanna know where you went!
I wanna know-
I wanna know where you went!
Yeah!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by an incurable fever.
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Maybe Zorin was reincarnated from a horse that died while on steroids, to a human! ;-D Great Job Dylan! :-) 5's!
Nice. 555!!! Now... can you do "Star Trek II" with Kaaaaaahn!!!
Awesome. You should do one about his Batman movieverse counterpart Max Shreck.
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