Mr. Carney, your chances are so dim
Oh, Mr. Carney, we know you cannot win
Our lives in this country are tragic
Thanks to the Liberals
No one will be fooled by your tactics
Yeah, you make us all appalled

Uninspiring, Liberals we deplore
It's alarming, many people are poor
We cannot afford home heating
Carbon-tax will not work
Need a pantry full of good eating
While grocery prices make us hurt

Mr. Carney, these last few years have sucked
Mr. Carney, it is you we can't trust
Says he's running as an outsider
Chances are abysmal
We all know that he is a liar
We see the writing on the wall

When will this nightmare end?
I can't wait for Poilievre
I cannot wait, I cannot wait for the end, yeah