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Song Parodies -> "Kiss Me With Your Lips Soft"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Kiss Me With Your Lips Soft"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Well you’re a real tall talker with your chicanery
You’re kissing corp’rate cheeks, in the company
It’s all good, now show me your penchant
Pucker one right here, smooch with a vengeance
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
You’re schmoozin’ and smoochin’, when your at work
You can be nice, and still a jerk!
Smack me down, your mouth’s so terse
I’m dropping ‘trou’ so your lips can purse
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
Well you’re the upstart rookie with the short résumé
Fresh outta college with… student loans to pay
Before I place a random call to the corp’rate brass
You best place a phat one on my skinny… _ _ _!
Kiss me with your lips soft
Come on, kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
You’re kissing corp’rate cheeks, in the company
It’s all good, now show me your penchant
Pucker one right here, smooch with a vengeance
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
You’re schmoozin’ and smoochin’, when your at work
You can be nice, and still a jerk!
Smack me down, your mouth’s so terse
I’m dropping ‘trou’ so your lips can purse
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
Well you’re the upstart rookie with the short résumé
Fresh outta college with… student loans to pay
Before I place a random call to the corp’rate brass
You best place a phat one on my skinny… _ _ _!
Kiss me with your lips soft
Come on, kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
Kiss me with your lips soft
Why don’t you kiss me with your lips soft!
Kiss me on the buttocks
Why the delay?
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nicely written
I liked it...and that ain't no ass-kissing.
LOL, 555.
ohhhh the joys of a Corporate embrace & Kiss . . . . hidden, yet freely given in a ~Test Lab~ so icy; but this can go amiss . . . . And so me & Mr ~BVD~ were dismissed . . .
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