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Song Parodies -> "The Jets Will Steal The Colts' Shot"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"The Jets Will Steal The Colts' Shot"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
The Jets were brushed off by the Colts during the season, when they pulled their starters in the 3rd quarter, and the jets came back to not only win, but make the playoffs. Let's see if if bites them in the foot on Sunday!!!
Manning's offense cooking
With a win history
They rested all their stars, played Jets like no need
On Sunday, Jets show they'll regret it
Time to get sacked, Peyton's down in it
CHORUS
Jets will steal the Colts shot
Their running game will gain yards a lot
Super Bowl the Jets got
One game away
Colts come out with their game on
Their throws in air
Jets will say, Revis is there!
Run you down, like hit by trains,
Jets break right through and in to score again!
CHORUS
Jets will take the Colts slot
Their defense game will tie them in knots
Super Bowl the next stop
Jets rule Sunday!
Colts were real tough looking,
And they score blistering
Til playing New York Jets, crowned a football king
Sanchez will put another notch in his trophy case
Plays better and will put the Colts in their place!
Jets will take the Colts slot...
C'mon!
Jets will steal the Colts shot...
Jets will take the Colts slot,
Jets rule Sunday!
With a win history
They rested all their stars, played Jets like no need
On Sunday, Jets show they'll regret it
Time to get sacked, Peyton's down in it
CHORUS
Jets will steal the Colts shot
Their running game will gain yards a lot
Super Bowl the Jets got
One game away
Colts come out with their game on
Their throws in air
Jets will say, Revis is there!
Run you down, like hit by trains,
Jets break right through and in to score again!
CHORUS
Jets will take the Colts slot
Their defense game will tie them in knots
Super Bowl the next stop
Jets rule Sunday!
Colts were real tough looking,
And they score blistering
Til playing New York Jets, crowned a football king
Sanchez will put another notch in his trophy case
Plays better and will put the Colts in their place!
Jets will take the Colts slot...
C'mon!
Jets will steal the Colts shot...
Jets will take the Colts slot,
Jets rule Sunday!
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Colts versus Jets? Then you'd better hope that it'll be a Superbowl lll re-enactment. Also, don't feel too bad...my Bengals didn't even show up for the last two games against the Jets! ;D
Yeah cool parody. That'd be cool
Jets is an anagram of jest, and this is a fine pop-tune jest.
Nice shot. Especially since Long Island is both the Jets' former home base (recently left Hofstra University in Hempstead for new office/practice facility in Florham Park, New Jersey) and Pat Benatar's old stomping grounds (Lindenhurst). Not sure if she's a Jet fan, but she just turned 57 and still looks fabulous. As for the Jets... they don't need to win this game nearly as much as the Colts do, so there's really no pressure on them, and a team with no pressure is a dangerous team. A Jet win would be a surprise, but it wouldn't be a shock. And as long as Ribber is using the Super Bowl III analogy, this year's Super Bowl will also be in Miami (albeit in the suburbs).
'Gang Green' of thanks to OMR, Phil, John & Michael!
Looking forward to Superbowl Sunday! Great promo for it! Scored 555 touchdowns with this one! Go Jets!!!!!
"Field goal" of thanks to you, Christie!
Hope so.
The OS title works too since the Jets will face the Colt's best shot this time. Also check out my Nate Kaeding "tribute" tomorrow!
Like the sports parodies Mark, good job. However, there won't be any horsing around this Sunday and the Jets will be grounded. Colts-55, Jets-5. ;-D
"Extra yards" of thanks to Max & to blackjack(good luck to you, and I am NOT the greatest Jet fan in the world, but I do see the "fire" in then, and I think they want it MORE!!!)
It would be cool to see the Jets knock off the Colts. However, I think the Colts will take this game, especially with the starters in the game this time around.
Thanks, Brian, and fate will tell....
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