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Song Parodies -> "Sleeping On the Wet Spot!"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Sleeping On the Wet Spot!"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Girl you gushed like Old Faithful with a strong head of steam
And soaked my flannel sheets, with a healthy stream
That’s alright, baby they aren’t too wet
Turn out the lights - I’ll sleep right through it
Sleeping on the wet spot!
I feel I really hit the jackpot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!
Your loving keeps on coming, I must declare
Its all good, I came prepared
On this towel, we can sleep in
And tomorrow wash the sheets again!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
I must have hit you in your sweet spot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!
{guitar licks}
Well you’re a real wet shooter who needs a rubber sheet
For saving mattress tops, like the one you peed
Before I take your loving arms, in my warm embrace
I better make sure I got some towels in place
Sleeping on the wet spot!
It beats, sleeping on a dry cot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Girl, you were gushing like a tea pot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!
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HA HA HA. So, she's a squirter?
Wet spots ain't so bad. They're simply little (or big) reminders of the wonderful event that just occurred.
Wet spots ain't so bad. They're simply little (or big) reminders of the wonderful event that just occurred.
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We've all wet the bed at least once in our life, right?
Some group (whose name I cannot recall) actually did a song called: "I won't sleep on the wet spot anymore..."
liked the picture of your daughter tbg lol, so did youtube...be c"in ya, bit young for a pot belly, your toons are awesome, wonder where you found them..i said I had noooo idea lol xo great song, girl!!!
Precious Time/Get Nervous Import, Original recording remastered - A great album as well - you can pick them! Thx for the upload, and the laughs. Hi to those in that "dark place" : )
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