Song Parodies -> "Tattooed Girl in Blindspot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Tattooed Girl in Blindspot"

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The Lyrics

WARNING: Spoiler Alert!!! A new TV show about a young woman that has amnesia, found in Times Square naked. Her body has been tattooed from head to toe all at once. Each tattoo is a crime committed or one that will be committed. FBI agent Kurt Warren must solve the mystery of the girl and the secrets of the tattoos on her. In the pilot, they have the Statue of Liberty!

Well you're a tattooed beauty
An inked mystery
Whose skills are sharp
But no identity
That's OK,
Amnesia will do that
Let's solve your case
Each tattoo will move us

(Chorus)
Tattooed girl in Blindspot
Jane Doe lead:
Ink is our best shot
Tattooed girl in Blindspot
Please save the day!

Duffel bagged young one
Naked in Times Square
Covered in ink, can't help but stare
So confused, lost in pain
Secret female SEAL your strength is regained

Know Chinese, fight like a beast that's untamed!

(Chorus)

You've got a real nice body
Unique history
Love of martial arts
And the need to lead
Let's kick it up a notch
With a clue on your face
Someone with C4
Wants Lady Liberty erased!

Instinct to follow, let's give chase!

Hit him with your best shot!
You got him with your best shot!
Stopped him with your best shot!
(Damn girl)
How were you trained?

Repeat

The nation is safe!!!

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Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

http://cdn.tegna-tv.com/-mm-/c0a2e3bbeb6560e0c0d3b55524401700c9f14d10/c=0-0-394-296&r=x483&c=640x480/local/-/media/2015/09/16/KPNX/KPNX/635780085566023730-blindspot.JPG

Michael Pacholek - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

I'd rather see her tattoos than the ones on Wentworth Miller in "Prison Break." As if. (Not to be confused with "As Sif," who she also plays.)

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks MP. Btw, did you ever see that movie "Tattoo" movie with Maud Adams? IIRC, she was abducted and tattooed all over her body by her captor/lover...

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Original "Tattoo" poster: http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tbnfNg2l1qldhy8o1_1280.jpg

Ann H - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

know this os

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Ann, I honestly think _everyone_ knows this OS!!!

Jonathan - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

^ DKTOS... nah I'm just bein' a wiseguy but I haven't seen this new show yet and I have questions... none of which are G-rated so I'll just leave you with some solid 5's!

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks Jon... and No, Jane Doe doesn't sleep with agent Kurt Warren in the pilot ;-)

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Another pic of Jane in the duffel bag in Times Square, nude: http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/05/01/blindspot_0.jpg?itok=qY9T3vQL

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Although the female Navy SEAL is fictional in "Bliindspot", the USN will allow them in now. Some art: https://wdrmmta.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/female-navy-seal.jpg?w=748

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