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Song Parodies -> "Hit The Bar And Do Shots"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Hit The Bar And Do Shots"
Parody Written by:
The Invincible
The Lyrics
Well I was out in a club about quarter to three
I had some Miller Lite, it did not fill me
I was a little tired but I couldn't find a bed
And so I turned to my boys and said
Hit the bar and do shots
Why don't we hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
I started with some brandy, and then some Schnapps'
But I'm okay, don't call the cops
Rounds of Jack, it's all on me
I'll go home smelling like Hennessey
Hit the bar and do shots
I'm gonna hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
Well I was drunker than Yeltsin when the keep said "last call"
So I tried walk out, and I hit the wall
I went down to the local store so I could buy some gin
Because tomorrow night, I'll do it again
Hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
Hit the bar and do shots
Why don't we hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae!
I had some Miller Lite, it did not fill me
I was a little tired but I couldn't find a bed
And so I turned to my boys and said
Hit the bar and do shots
Why don't we hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
I started with some brandy, and then some Schnapps'
But I'm okay, don't call the cops
Rounds of Jack, it's all on me
I'll go home smelling like Hennessey
Hit the bar and do shots
I'm gonna hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
Well I was drunker than Yeltsin when the keep said "last call"
So I tried walk out, and I hit the wall
I went down to the local store so I could buy some gin
Because tomorrow night, I'll do it again
Hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae
Hit the bar and do shots
Why don't we hit the bar and do shots
Hit the bar and do shots
Aqua Vitae!
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I liked the Miller Lite line.
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