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Song Parodies -> "Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Pat Benatar has stopped performing this song due to all the mass shootings and the connotation in the lyrics. So I wrote some new lyrics for her. Hopefully she'll use them to perform it again!
Well mass shootings in the US have a long history
So many kids dead due to maga policy,
Crying NRA, ‘cause Kamala’s takin’ over,
Americans love her, but the magas all loath her,
(chorus)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
Kamala will ban all guns and bump stocks,
In prison magas will rot,
Take them away! Take them away
The election’s coming up and magas don't fight fair
But conald skunk is losing and melania don’t care,
Insurrection 2 will be all in vain,
When Kamala and Tim are sworn in in the rain,
(chorus)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
It’s legal now so light up
Abortion rights are hard fought
Codify Roe! (Codify Roe!)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
Kamala will ban all guns and bump stocks
In prison magas will rot,
Take them away!
Take them away!
Take them away!
So many kids dead due to maga policy,
Crying NRA, ‘cause Kamala’s takin’ over,
Americans love her, but the magas all loath her,
(chorus)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
Kamala will ban all guns and bump stocks,
In prison magas will rot,
Take them away! Take them away
The election’s coming up and magas don't fight fair
But conald skunk is losing and melania don’t care,
Insurrection 2 will be all in vain,
When Kamala and Tim are sworn in in the rain,
(chorus)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
It’s legal now so light up
Abortion rights are hard fought
Codify Roe! (Codify Roe!)
Ban all guns and smoke pot,
Kamala will ban all guns and bump stocks
In prison magas will rot,
Take them away!
Take them away!
Take them away!
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Adam's parody works for me, not those by Babylon Bee. Watch those by Parody Project instead.
Bee et al. seem to be rage-compensating for small organs.
That's not what your mom said last night!
Yeah, c'mon man. If we could get rid of the first amendment, they wouldn't be able to complain about us eliminating the second amendment either. LMK if you can see a pattern forming.
FFS, if we all thought Babylon Bee was FUNNY, we wouldn't be HERE.
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