-> "Opposites Attract (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell duet)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Opposites Attract"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Opposites Attract (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell duet)"
				Parody Written by: 
Grometta
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I'm Simon Cowell on the rap so mic it
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it 
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool 
With my homegirl, Paula Abdul 
Paula:
Baby seems we never ever agree 
You're such a meanie
And I'm always sweet.
I give singers compliments.
Simon:
And i give insults.
I come from U.K
Paula:
And I come from U.S.
Our friends are sayin' 
That our hate will last.
Cuz I am kind.
Simon:
And baby I'm rude.
Paula:
I like it nicely.
Simon:
And I love to break hearts.
But when we get together 
It just all works out 
[Chorus:] 
I like colours
And i like black.
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
And you know--it ain't fiction 
Just a natural fact 
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
Paula and Simon:
Some people think that we are indeed lovers.
She's always nice.
And he's always mean.
Paula and Simon:
She likes to sing.
And he makes people cry.
I like to have fun. 
Baby i'm series.
She's got the dance moves.
And he's got the words.
I don't like cigarettes 
And I like to smoke 
Paula and Simon:
Things in common 
Just ain't a one 
But when we get together 
We have nothin' but fun 
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
And you know--it ain't fiction 
Just a natural fact 
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
[Repeat Chorus]
Paula and Simon:
Baby ain't it somethin' 
How we lasted this long 
You and me 
Provin' everyone wrong 
Don't think we'll ever 
Get our differences patched 
Simon:
Don't really matter 
Cuz we're perfectly matched 
Simon:
Nothing in common but this trust 
I'm like a minus, she's like a plus 
One going up, one coming down 
But we seem to land on common ground 
When things go wrong we make corrections 
To keep things moving in the right direction 
Try to fight it but I'm telling you Jack 
Its true- this- Opposites Attract 
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
And you know--it ain't fiction 
Just a natural fact 
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract 
And you know--it ain't fiction 
Just a natural fact 
We come together 
Cuz opposites attract .
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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