Song Parodies -> "Straight Up Now Choose Me(as American Idol)"

Original Song Title:

"Straight Up Now Tell Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"Straight Up Now Choose Me(as American Idol)"

Parody Written by:

New Age Gypsies

The Lyrics

making fun of idol...i just hope someone likes it enough to wanna record it with a paula soundalike and youtube the world.....

lost in a dream
dont know which judge will blow
if this is all that it seams
then im singing way too low .

am i just another fool on the floor
hope i dont get my foot caught in my mouth
till they send me packing out the door
how about some constructive criticism -please

straight up now tell me
will you choose me above all the others oh oh oh
or will i crash like a hit and run
straight up now tell me
will you choose me above all the others
are you just having fun

time's standing still
waiting for some small clue
i keep getting chills
when i think i might be the one

waiting for the judges to confer
oh simon baby just defer....
past Randy over to Paula
at least she's sweet as candy
let a girl down easy.

am i just another fool on the floor
hope i dont get my foot caught in my mouth
till they send me packing out the door
how about some constructive criticism -please

you are so hard to read
you play hide and seek
with your true evaluation
if you're just playing games
i'll just have to say-bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

gotta get out before you make me feel ashamed

Do do you love me?
Do do you love me?
Do do you love me?
Do do you love me?

maybe i'm playing the fool
but am i in with cowell
or am i a page in idol history...ready to throw in the towell.
i don't mean to make demands
but the deed and the word go hand in hand
do you think i sing like a bird
or will i have to go the way of
william hung and Kelli G.
how about some information please.

CHORUS
am i just another fool on the floor
hope i dont get my foot caught in my mouth
till they send me packing out the door
how about some constructive criticism -please

no copyrights no websites...someone please just make good with this song

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song title cop - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey you did a nice job here, but the full title of TOS is simply "Straight Up".

Red Ant - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

New Age Gypsies, I don't mean to excessively Simon Cowell your parody here, but I don't think this is going to be recorded as the pacing is just too far off in too many spots to sound like The Original Song (TOS). You completely lost me on more than one occasion. It was a really excellent idea, but the execution needs more work.

new age gypsies - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks for your comment red ant.......your welcome to change the lyrics if you have better words...its a free source parody..... and your not simon cowell...........your just a sweet little ant

MIKE - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment

1ST THEY HAD @ MEG@STUNT 2ND THEY DID MADDER THAN U 3RD THEY PUT JACKETS AND HELMETS ON AND THEY RAN IN A PIZZA

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