-> "Bug-Filled Whore"
Original Song Title:
"Tug of War"
Parody Song Title:
"Bug-Filled Whore"
The Lyrics
She's a bug-filled whore
Got assorted nasty cooties
She's a bug-filled whore
You expect to score
But with all those nasty cooties
You'll be getting far more than booty
From that bug-filled whore
With a filthy girl--With a filthy girl you could
Wind up seeing a doctor
With your fly unfurled
Don't be kinda dumb
Don't be kinda dumb you could be
Flogging all your meat
With forefingers and thumb
It's a drug-filled whore
Though you know you mustn't do her
It's a hug-filled whore
But you're gonna blow
When you do you'll just want to screw her
Even though she is quite a sewer
And a drug-filled whore
Pushers, pushers, pillin' pillin' --Pushers and pillin'
In days to come you many recover
But the joy of dick can sure make you sick and loll about
And you'll have yourself to blame
Have yourself to blame
Yes, you'll have a heavy shame
Heavy shame, you'll see
With a dirty girl--With a dirty girl you could
Wind up seeing a doctor
With your fly unfurled
Don't be kinda dumb
Don't be kinda dumb you could be
Flogging all your meat
With forefingers and thumb
You could be pantsin' to the beat
With forefingers and thumb
You could be pantsin' to the beat
With forefingers and thumb
She's a bug-filled whore
Got assorted nasty cooties
She's a bug-filled whore
You expect to score
But with all those nasty cooties
You'll be getting far more than booty
From that bug-filled whore
Pushers, pushers, pillin' pillin'--Pushers and pillin'
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