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Song Parodies -> "Beer Today"
Original Song Title:
"Here Today"
Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Beer Today"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is dedicated to Jeff Reuben, king of beer parodies
And if I said
I really need a drink
What would you say to me?
You get no beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh, beer today?
Well, knowing you
You'd probably belch
And say I was a worthless chump
You get no beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh, beer today?
I need to pee
I'll hold my member aiming at the floor
But I will hold it if a beer I score
Ow-ow-ow--I need it!Ooh-ooh-ooh
How about we make a bet?
And if I win you will supply enough to help my brain get wet
Do not understand or think
Cause I just need a drink
Just a couple Coors or Buds
Because I gotta drown my sorrows every day in all those suds
Though I never keep my word
I hope you're always there with a stein
And if I said I really mean it
It will help to make me strong
I need a beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh I'd settle for a bong
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Beer today?
I really need a drink
What would you say to me?
You get no beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh, beer today?
Well, knowing you
You'd probably belch
And say I was a worthless chump
You get no beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh, beer today?
I need to pee
I'll hold my member aiming at the floor
But I will hold it if a beer I score
Ow-ow-ow--I need it!Ooh-ooh-ooh
How about we make a bet?
And if I win you will supply enough to help my brain get wet
Do not understand or think
Cause I just need a drink
Just a couple Coors or Buds
Because I gotta drown my sorrows every day in all those suds
Though I never keep my word
I hope you're always there with a stein
And if I said I really mean it
It will help to make me strong
I need a beer today
Ooh-ooh-ooh I'd settle for a bong
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Beer today?
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Great parody, never made me laugh, but I thought it was funny. 545
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