I recall, nine years ago
They made Cinderella
Everybody loved that Cinderella
Everybody, once

Then they peaked with Jungle Book
They gave us expectations
Everybody once had expectations
Everybody once had hope

Beast and the Beauty
Could've been higher
Made billions of bucks. They walk on a wire
Well, there they just proved
What one good remake can do

COVID hit; we got Mulan
Was botched, misunderstanding
Disney Plus is void of understanding
Doesn't hear our pleas

It's been four years. They've lost their way
We blame the writers' wokeness
We could paint their films with pure baroqueness
That will never work, no

Christopher Robin
Another Dumbo
It's more scandalous than old Dalton Trumbo
And there they just proved
What one good remake can do

And they put a Black
Deep down in the ocean
CGI lions, they show no emotion
And soon they will prove
What one more remake can do

Moana 2 is coming out
Two years before the remake counterpart is here, no doubt
Shot-for-shot never gets it right
And in 2039
The kids won't know that Snow White's white

So many sequels now announced
If I could have my wish
I'll strip the dwarves of CGI

Digging their grave and
Funeral pyre
I'll watch from afar, the ox in the mire
And soon I will prove
What no more remakes can do

It can't be too hard
I'll stay in mi casa
Go screw Disney Plus! I won't watch Mufasa
You watch as I'll prove
What no more remakes can do

They canceled Hunchback
Let's cancel Bambi
Let's crush their weak souls, their dry namby-pamby
And soon we can prove
What no more remakes can do

Pinocchio sucks
Remember Prince Anders?
And Stitch, though he's cute, desires Chris Sanders*
It stinks to be you
Disney, no remakes for you!