-> "Milk, Etc."
Original Song Title:
"Love, Etc."
Parody Song Title:
"Milk, Etc."
The Lyrics
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
Boy it's tough, when it's just, after four
And the one thing I need's at the back of the store
But this milk, I've been out, for a week, yet I see
All this stuff that I don't need now, oh
(Don't want to see) A big box o' chocolate bars
(Don't want to spy) A cream cheese spread in a jar
(Don't want to grab) A snack not great for my health
(Don't want to be) Peckish, but, what the hell
(Don’t want to walk) The long trek back to the tills
(Don’t want to pay) Expensive grocery bills
(Don’t want to buy) A lifetime supply of Becel
(Don't want to be) Peckish, but, I need milk
You need milk
Not a 16 pack of Hershey chocolate bars
A pop that people use to clean their cars
Olives stuffed in a pickle jar
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
Not this stuff...
Not this stuff...
Not this stuff...
(A) big box... of chicken wings
Is never enough
(A) big box... of onion rings
Is never enough
Boy it's tough when you're not very full
And the stuff you pass up makes your mouth kinda drool
It’s about getting out, grabbing milk, nothing else
But your health makes you not know how, oh
(Don't want to see) A big box o' chocolate bars
(Don't want to spy) A cream cheese spread in a jar
(Don't want to grab) A snack not great for my health
(Don't want to be) Peckish, but, what the hell
You need milk
Not that jalepeno cheese and grease-spread ball
A pizza that makes a limousine look small
A bag of nacho chips to last you 'till next fall
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need milk
You need mlik...
I believe,
That we can't just leave
(with) The milk that we need
I believe,
Because of our greed,
Nothing is free.
(Don't want to see) A big box o' chocolate bars
(Don't want to spy) A cream cheese spread in a jar
(Don't want to grab) A snack not great for my health
(Don't want to be) Peckish, but, what the hell
Peckish, but, what the hell
Peckish, but, what the hell
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