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Song Parodies -> "Dart"

Original Song Title:

"Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pet Shop Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Dart"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Trick shots are cool and all, just make sure it's not the same shit day after day, people won't be as amazed the thirty-seventh time, y'know.
Feats, d-dart feats

Every time I see you, the one thing you show me
Metal wrapped in plastic thrown so fancily
The dart tricks are kinda neat
More dart tricks? Hard pass from me, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight

Once I loved to watch you hit a bullseye through six spinning rims
But every time I see you, it lessens the effect
Your dart tricks were kinda neat
More dart tricks? Sick of the scene, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight

Same old sight, show off your dart feats constantly
It's an awesome view, I mean what I say
But an awesome view can't be so rote
I say your lines before you

Feats, feats
Feats, d-dart feats

Feats, feats
Feats, d-dart feats

Every time I see you, you fail to gain a clue
That I've seen "mid-backflip" and "mid-cartwheel" too
Cool dart tricks, totally neat
More dart tricks? I'd rather leave, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight

The constant dart feats, they've been seen
Post them on YouTube if you're after praise
SweetDarts on YouTube, audience grows
Maybe then they might be new

Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight
Ah-ah-ah, same old sight

Feats, feats (same old sight)
Feats, feats (same old sight)
Feats, d-dart feats
Feats, d-dart feats
Feats, d-dart feats
Feats, d-dart feats
D-Dart feats

Sometimes I think I don't have that many old songs in my playlist. Then I discover that the video for this one was filmed in a country that no longer exists so I don't know what my brain's on.

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