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Song Parodies -> "Spray Some Deet On ya Now!"
Original Song Title:
"Against All Odds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Phil Collins
Parody Song Title:
"Spray Some Deet On ya Now!"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
It doesnt bite
If you want to just go outside
Better put on some bug spray
The mosquitoes
Are invading the earth, oohYou could use anythingJust use some Raid or some OFF
Don't wanna have any bites all on your feet
Go to the store and get some DEET
Just becauseYou don't wanna itch at all
Don't wanna scratch your rearNot way too much
If your sitting in grass
So spray some DEET on ya now
Youre sitting on a log an
Eating a snack A bag of Fritos, yeah
And Im eating some too
Let's spray some DEET on us now Mosquitoes wont be on the faceAnd if we spray on the DEET
We wont itch like heck I even sprayed it on my face
There's no locust
I just looked around
I can hear them, though
But Im more
Worried about
The mosquitoes
There the only ones
That bother me a lot
So spray some DEET on ya now
Youre sitting on a log and
Eating a snack A bag of Fritos, yeah
And Im eating some too Let's spray some DEET on us now
Mosquitoes wont be on the faceAnd if we spray on the DEET
We wont itch like heck I even sprayed it on my face
Let's spray some DEET on now
Cause I'll still be sitting here
On this here log and being Bitten by them bugs
It's the one Ive gotta use
Sprayed some DEET on me now
Better put on some bug spray
The mosquitoes
Are invading the earth, oohYou could use anythingJust use some Raid or some OFF
Don't wanna have any bites all on your feet
Go to the store and get some DEET
Just becauseYou don't wanna itch at all
Don't wanna scratch your rearNot way too much
If your sitting in grass
So spray some DEET on ya now
Youre sitting on a log an
Eating a snack A bag of Fritos, yeah
And Im eating some too
Let's spray some DEET on us now Mosquitoes wont be on the faceAnd if we spray on the DEET
We wont itch like heck I even sprayed it on my face
There's no locust
I just looked around
I can hear them, though
But Im more
Worried about
The mosquitoes
There the only ones
That bother me a lot
So spray some DEET on ya now
Youre sitting on a log and
Eating a snack A bag of Fritos, yeah
And Im eating some too Let's spray some DEET on us now
Mosquitoes wont be on the faceAnd if we spray on the DEET
We wont itch like heck I even sprayed it on my face
Let's spray some DEET on now
Cause I'll still be sitting here
On this here log and being Bitten by them bugs
It's the one Ive gotta use
Sprayed some DEET on me now
2004 Jack Wilson
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