I can feel it rumbling in the rear tonight, oh god
I've been waiting for this movement all the night, oh god
Can you smell it, wafting in the air tonight, so bored, so bored...

Well, if you told me you were farting,
I would not light a match
I've seen you faint before my stench
But you don't know I ate Green Eggs and Ham
Well I was there and I smelt what I did
I did it with my own two cheeks
So you can wipe off the rim, and close the trash bin,
It's all been attracting flies!

And I can feel a rumbling in the rear tonight, oh gawd!
I been waiting for this movement for all the night, oh log!
I can smell it in the air tonight, oh no, oh no
And I've been pushing for this movement 'thall my might, oh god, oh god!!!

Smells I remember, I remember the burning
How could I ever forget, it's the burst time, the blast time, I need a mint!
But I know the reason why you let real silent ones, no you don't fool me
The farts really smell, and the flame still grows
It's a danger to you and me

And I can feel it, moving in the rear tonight, oh fudge!