-> "I Won't Wear Any Fur"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Care Anymore"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Won't Wear Any Fur"
The Lyrics
Well you can tell everyone I don't care that I'm rich
I tell you now that life's a bitch
I won't wear any fur
You can tell everybody that I have standards
Those who wear fur clothing, they really are turds
I won't wear any fur, I won't wear any fur
I won't wear a mink scarf
The whole idea of it makes me barf
'Cause I've been talking to some people who work for PETA
And they commend me for showing animals love
We won't wear any fur
And as for you I think that you are a monster
You kill poor animals, for the coats of their fur
I won't wear any fur, I won't wear no fur
I won't wear a fox coat
You give one to me, it'll go up in smoke
I won't be wearing no fur
This isn't a joke
You're an ass
I got better things to buy with my cash
I won't wear any fur, I won't wear any fur
I won't wear any fur, I won't wear any fur
Well, I won't wear any fur clothes
'Cause every day, it would be on my conscience
No, I won't wear any fur clothes
Hey, I think that you're full of shit
Yes I know
'Cause I remember all the times I went to a zoo
And I liked the baby animals they were so cute
I won't wear any fur
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cause what I think of you is what matters to me
I won't wear any fur, do you hear? I won't wear any fur
I won't wear rabbit skin
I always thought that wearing fur was a sin
I won't wear no fur clothes
No you're not gonna win
You're an ass
I got better things to buy with my cash
I won't wear any fur
Do you hear? I won't wear any fur
I won't wear no fur
You listening? I won't wear no fur
No fur!
Ohhhhh, yeah yeah
Ohhhhh, yeah yeah
Ohhhhh
You know I won't wear no fur!
Won't wear no fur
No fur, no fur
No fur, no fur
I won't wear
No fur (repeat until end)
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