You know you won't let it end this way, electing competitor
When I stand here telling you how great I am, oh yeah
Take attention off my really abysmal term

Oh I'm the best for democracy, and for freedom in this country
Though I've undermined it all this time, I love intrusiveness
But I'll lie to you, and I'll be reelected

So just reelect me now, though my head's an empty space
I always need stuff there to remind me, and you're so sick of my face
Oh I'll just convince you now, all my decisions succeed
Said I wouldn't run again but I like the odds
4 more years of not trying

I know that I will still fool you again, thinking that I'm on your side
You don't agree with the stuff I do, but give me a landslide
Quotes out of context, other guy's not good at all

So just reelect me now, this job is so easy
I just go along with everything, as long as from my party
So just reelect me now, and screw Bobby Kennedy
I'll do everything to fight his presence, 'cause he's much better than me

So just reelect me now, 'cause I'll just keep yelling here
I want to keep screwing you and I like my odds, it's the chance I've gotta take

You'll reelect me now