Against All Farts (Take A Whiff of Me Now)"


How can I just let you walk away?
Just let you leave without a sniff
When I stand here baking heavy bread
With pooh. Ew, Ew

You're the only one who really smelt me at all

How can you just walk away from me
When all I can do is scorch the breeze?
'Cause we've shared the crapper and the beans
And even drank skunk beer

You're the homely one who really reeked me at all

So, take a whiff of me now
Well, there's musty pepper spray
And blares grunting heft smears whew behind steam
Shucks, the agony on your face
Blew, take a whiff of my gown,
Well, there's musty pepper steaks
And phew! scummy crack! (it’s me!) rips and tears the farts
And bratwurst, chives, rotten mace!

I push one good, must bake some burning brown,
Burning clouds and see some flies
Bare stomach I heed to spray more hues
so many rippers fly!

You're the moaning one who really left me, appalled!

So, take a whiff at me now
Well, there's musty pepper spray
butt blares grunting draft beers phew, behind screams
I must mummify your face
Now, take a whiff! Cat’s meow,
Mustard, crusty big disgrace!
Butt earthquake for you is all that I do
And rat guts, chives rotten mace,
Take a good whiff of me now!
'Cause I'll still be stinky rear!
And you wincing, smacking me is enhancing rots,
It's my pants I've gotta shake!

Take a whiff of me now!