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Song Parodies -> "1000 Parodies (The Malcom Higgins Song)"
Original Song Title:
"I Would Walk 500 Miles"
Original Performer:
Proclaimers
Parody Song Title:
"1000 Parodies (The Malcom Higgins Song)"
Parody Written by:
Stockton
The Lyrics
Happy 1000th parody, Malcom Higgins! Here's a song for you.
When I wake up
Well, I know I'm gonna read
I know I'm gonna read new stuff on AmIRight
When I log on
Well, I know I'm logging on
I will be logging on to one good, lovley site
Now I'm looking
And I know I'm gonna read
I'm gonna read the songs by one weird guy named Malc
One quick writer
Yes he's very, very quick
He's got a nice-ass wit that's just as hard as talc
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
When I'm writtin'
Yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's writtin' about him
He's a quick one
Yet so many disagree
Because he writes so fast, his pacing's kinda dim
When I come home
I know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna log right on, and see what he cooked up
What he knows
Well, I know just what he knows
I know it isn't true, I just cannot rhyme "up"
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
Keep writin'!
When I'm voting
Well, I know I'm gonna vote
I'm gonna vote in my opinion, tride and true
If it's sucky
Then it's gettin' lots on 1s
Because the parody, well, honestly, it blew
What I'm doin'
Here is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna leave a rather fair point of my view
But when I'm at home
And I'm not reading your songs
I'm gonna sit at home and play on my Gamecube
'Cause really, Malcom, no one cares so much of you
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
Keep writin'!
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
Well, I know I'm gonna read
I know I'm gonna read new stuff on AmIRight
When I log on
Well, I know I'm logging on
I will be logging on to one good, lovley site
Now I'm looking
And I know I'm gonna read
I'm gonna read the songs by one weird guy named Malc
One quick writer
Yes he's very, very quick
He's got a nice-ass wit that's just as hard as talc
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
When I'm writtin'
Yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's writtin' about him
He's a quick one
Yet so many disagree
Because he writes so fast, his pacing's kinda dim
When I come home
I know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna log right on, and see what he cooked up
What he knows
Well, I know just what he knows
I know it isn't true, I just cannot rhyme "up"
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
Keep writin'!
When I'm voting
Well, I know I'm gonna vote
I'm gonna vote in my opinion, tride and true
If it's sucky
Then it's gettin' lots on 1s
Because the parody, well, honestly, it blew
What I'm doin'
Here is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna leave a rather fair point of my view
But when I'm at home
And I'm not reading your songs
I'm gonna sit at home and play on my Gamecube
'Cause really, Malcom, no one cares so much of you
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
Keep writin'!
He wrote 1000 parodies
He paradized 1000 songs
And he is the man who wrote 1000 tunes
Faster than William Tong
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User Comments
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I know it was a hit in 93 but I'm not gonna criticize you because I read somewhere that it was originally recorded in 89, so it's not a problem.
I thought this one was okay, although you probably shoulda spellchecked your work.
Megadittos on the spellcheck, but still a fine effort and a well-deserved tribute to the man at the bar. d;:^)
William Tong Suxs
AHA! So you've admitted in your parody that you are the infamous ONES GUY!!! Just kiddin' and great parody...5's
Ummmm to "Geroge"... Or did you mean "George"? I hope yer name spells that way...otherwise you're dummer than the errors you pick out in this parody! Next time, use a spellchecker opn yer comment ok BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No, I meant to spell it that way. And there was only one error I picked out: a misspelled word, "paradized." It should probably be "parodied." But again, there's lots of misspelled words on this site.
yay!! i'm glad you liked my dad enough to write a parody about him!! its brilliant, really. well played.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT??? IT'S A PARODY OF AND ABOUT ME!!! PEOPLE.. WHAT DO I DO FAR TOO OFTEN????? N-O-T S-P-E-L-L-C-H-E-C-K.. if that is why the mistakes are there, it's even better than I thought.. it even parodies my style...lol 5..............5..............5 p.s nybadazz.. Will tong doesn't suck anything.. if anything he inspired and proved to me that hundreds and hundreds of songs can be written with hard work and imagination.. if it wasn't for a guy to chase ( and chase sooo hard for sooo long) I may not have done this.. Will has been a rock here for years.. cut him slack man, he's a great wit thanks for the tribute
Like I said before, you guys (MALC & WILL) have energy and imagination beyond belief. Nice work Stockton!
Good job!
Malcolm, yes I know it's about you. And I'm sure the other people who've read this also know that. We "get" it!
Pacing: 7 fives, 2 fours, 1 two
How funny: 4 fives, 5 fours, 1 one
Overall: 4 fives, 5 fours, 1 one
How funny: 4 fives, 5 fours, 1 one
Overall: 4 fives, 5 fours, 1 one
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