Puff Dad-dy is lame
Couldn't think of an original
Had to steal a song, go retro
It sounded sad
You ruined it
We can't stand it!
Now you think
(now you think)
You have talent
(have talent)
Now I must say more than ever
(that you suck)
Please-don't-drag-my-dec-ade-through-the-mud For a new song you're not that clever.

Come on Puffy
You steal hits
(from 80's)
and you think that you are everything
(Bad boys and Kashmir)
let me
(make this clear)
you are worthless
Oh come on Puffy!

It's not only him
Lee Ann Rimes is doing Purple Rain
Will she be known A.K.A
No not her
(no not her)
please not her
(no not her)
Who will be the next to top this
(Shan-I-a?)
New-Wave-ne-ver-e-ver-had-a-twang
Will you leave our hits alone

Come on you thieves
Try
(something unique)
These were popular when
(I was a teen)
(at least I know this)
you are
(pa-the-tic)
Oh come one you thieves...

Come on you thieves don't take one more Come on you thieves don't take one more Yeah you have wrecked
Yeah you have stole
Oh you thieves
I said come on I know how you think
And how you steal
Now I must say more than ever
90's music is lame
I said it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so l-a-a-a-me

Come on you thieves
Quit thinking up schemes
For a quick buck
Try to be unique
(Face it confess)
The 80's
(Was best)
I guess that's why you
Are a thief!