This ain't the real life,
this is just fantasy.
Video games are
my escape from re-al-i-ty.
Open your eyes,
look up to my guy
on-screen.
I'm just a nerd boy
runnin' low on energy,
'cause those baddies come, baddies go,
hunting high, hunting low.
I go where the coins are,
stuff that's real don't matter to me
to me

Mama, just killed a droid;
aimed my pixelated gun
pushed "A" button, now he's done.
Mama, stage 4'd just begun,
but now you've gone and thrown my game away.
Mari-o-o-o-oh,
don't want you to die.
If I'm stuck on the same stage by tomorrow,
never mind, never mind,
'cause stuff that's real don't matter.

Too late, game over now.
Send shivers down my spine,
fingers achin' all the time.
Good game, everybody,
I've got to go;
gonna go in on my own and face the boss.
Mari-o-o-o-oh (I go where the coins are)
died for the 12th time!
I sometimes wish I'd never played this at all!

I see a llittle stout and pudgy plumber man
Mario! Mario! The mascot for Nintendo!
Thunderbolts and lightning,
you and Bowser fighting! Eek!
Hey, Mario (Hey, Luigi)
Hey, Mario (Hey, Luigi)
Mario & Luigi
on Nintendoooooo
I'm just a fanboy, nobody likes me
I love all things from
Wii to Atari
spend my day with my face
glued to the screen!

Easy play, easy mode,
will you let me go?
Castlevania! No!
We will not let you go! (Belmont, go!)
Castlevania!
We will not let you go! (Zelda, go!)
Castlevania!
We will not let you go! (Sonic, go!)
Will not let you go! (Samus, go!)
Will not let you go-o-o-o...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia,
mama mia, Mario!
The final boss
has some minions put aside
for me
for me
for meeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop me
and give the a-a-axe?
So you think that I can't unlock
any more tra-a-acks?
Oh, baby,
that's where you're dead wrong, baby
Just gotta get out,
just gotta get one more 1up!

Stuff that's real don't matter,
any dope can see,
my Nintendogs matter,
my Nintendogs matter
to me
(doo doo doo doo doo)
(doo doo doo doo dooooooo)
Don't care if my mind goes...