These teeth are long, so big and enormous
When I was small, they called me the walrus
Quite a sight
Crazy Freddie Overbite
These Teeth ( These Teeth ) are long
( Are long )
They stretch ( Like my appendage)
Way down on pass my knees
They scared ( Woo Woo )
My friends ( Woo Woo )
They made fun of me any time I was near
So they called me
Crazy Freddie Overbite

I chose to escape
In the world of Rock and Roll
To prove to the world
I was more than a circus freak
Music is where I could cut my teeth

I joined a band, wrote songs, sang lead
And took a chance
Hit the music, rock scene
And headed a little band we called Queen
Because they called me
Crazy Freddie Overbite

Instrumental Solo on Flossing Strings

So I thank you, for all, you said
About my teeth
Your all mean taunts, made me
A big star in Rock and Roll History
Because you called me
Crazy Freddie Overbite

These teeth of mine, They really make my day
These teeth of mine, Make me happy and gay
Because they called me
Crazy Freddie Overbite
Crazy Freddie Overbite

( Repeat and Fade and Floss Twice a Day )