Song Parodies -> "Fried Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"One Vision"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Fried Chicken"

Parody Written by:

AdmiralMercurial

The Lyrics

The Mirror Universe counterpart of One Vision, and the second in my "We Will Rock Food" series. Obvious inspiration from the real lyrics here!

(Big Macs are my meal of the day...
My meal of the day...)

Hey!
Fried ham
Fried pork
Ha!
Fried bacon

Fried eggs
Fried duck
And pan-fried salmon

Fried beans and rice
Yeah
Fried cod
Fried chicken

Fried bread, fried cheese
French-fried potatoes
Fried shrimp, fried lamb
And some fried tomatoes
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Gimme fried chicken, yeah

No boil, no bake
No one should tell me that my health is at stake
No broast, no braise
All I'll eat is that fine fried chicken

Fried bread, fried cheese
French-fried potatoes
Fried shrimp, fried lamb
And some fried tomatoes
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa yeah oh yeah oh yeah

I had a goal, when I was young:
To be a healthy vegan.
For looks and popularity,
With chickens as pet friends only.
But the fast food chains
And my school friends' brains
All told me "That's insane!
Fats are what you really need!"

(Fried chicken!)

So pass me a leg
Pass me a wing
I'm ready
For all these fried libations
Fried meats
And fried pastries
Yeah
Fried chicken

No poach, no grill
Now make it snappy
If this fat can kill
I'll die full and happy
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah

(Fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried)

(Fried chicken
Fried chicken
Fried chicken
Fried chicken)

Fried bread, fried cheese
French-fried potatoes
Fried shrimp, fried lamb
And some fried tomatoes

Gimme fried rice, yeah
Gimme fried lamb, hey
Just gimme, yeah
Fried ham
Fried ham
Fried beef
Fried pork
Fried food
Wooh wooh
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
One vision
(Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken...)

(Big Macs are my meal of the day...)

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CrypticWizard - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment

I always thought there should be a parody of this song called Fried Chicken that says "one vision" as the last line. Kudos to you for making it!

Agrimorfee - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment

I saw what you did there! 555

Rob Arndt - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment

555. Just wondered if anyone has ever tried chocolate or cheese-dipped fried chicken??? I live in California and we try everything, especially at the annual State Expositions. Ate tarantula a few years back!!!

Chris - August 29, 2015 - Report this comment

The original song's last line was just begging for this parody to be made. Great to see it!

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