-> "Another One Parks The Bus"
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites The Dust"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Another One Parks The Bus"
Parody Written by:
AznSensazn
The Lyrics
Chelski's running down the field
40 minutes, then they score
Jose's plotting something
Will they score more?
No, they wouldn't!
They're just defending!
Chelski's running back to the rear!
90 minutes, one-nil Chelsea
Oh how dreary, hey!
Another one parks the bus
Another one parks the bus
Chelsea just scored one
But they just won
Another one parks the bus
Hey! They could've scored two
But Jose parked the bus!
Atleti's playing Barca
And their tiki-taka
Messi's shooting left and right
Surely he's won this one
But he's missing!
Can't get one in!
Can't kick it past Godin!
90 minutes, it's nil-nil!
Catalonia starts crying, oh yeah!
Another one parks the bus!
Another one parks the bus!
And the Catalan
They're up in arms
Another one parks the bus!
Hey! Simeone's so good!
But he always parks the bus!
Hey!
It's so boring!
Park the bus!
Park the bus!
Hey!
Hey!
Another one parks the bus!
Another one parks the bus!
Another one parks the bus!
Another one parks the bus!
Heeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeah!
Portugal's screwed in the Euros,
Cristiano just went down!
But Fonte and Pepe have a plan
To make the Frenchmen frown
Griezmann's inert, Giroud's missing
Portugal keeps defending
Payet can't score a free kick!
One goal, Portugal wins!
BOOOORING!
Another one parks the bus!
Another one parks the bus!
And they just scored one
Through a Swansea flop!
Another one parks the bus!
Hey! They're winless in their group!
But Portugal parked and won!
Hey! Hey!
Alright!
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