-> "I'm Allergic To Dust "
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites The Dust "
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Allergic To Dust "
The Lyrics
Dust allergy has got me beat
Has got me feeling so low
The itch in my throat has got me freaked
Have menthol ready to go
I am ready, yes
For another pill
For one more antihistamine
Allergens causing post nasal drip
The itching’s got me beat, yeah
I'm allergic to dust
I'm allergic to dust
Hey my damn nose runs
And coughing’s no fun
I'm allergic to dust (yeah)
Hey, this really screws my mood
I'm allergic to dust
I look forward to singing songs
When this damn itching’s gone
Those tiny dust mites do make me mad
They make me scratch and groan
I'm not happy, ‘cause my throat is fried
Hate that inflammation heat
Allergens causing post nasal drip
The itching’s got me beat, no doubt
I'm allergic to dust
I'm allergic to dust
Hey my damn nose runs
And coughing’s no fun
I'm allergic to dust (yeah)
Hey, this really screws my mood
I'm allergic to dust
Hey!
Can't take it
Damn that dust
Damn that dust, hey
Hey
I'm allergic to dust
I'm allergic to dust, pout!
I'm allergic to dust, hey, hey
I'm allergic to dust, hey
I pout!
Those freaking dust mites
Can really hurt a man
And make itching abound
Yes they beat him, they do beat him
They do treat him bad
And make him feel so down, yeah
Oh I'm ready, yes, for a pill or two
For some antihistamines
Allergens causing post nasal drip
The itching’s got me beat, no doubt
I'm allergic to dust
I'm allergic to dust
Hey my damn nose runs
And coughing’s no fun
I'm allergic to dust (yeah)
Hey, this really screws my mood
I'm allergic to dust
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