Song Parodies -> "Chavemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

queen

Parody Song Title:

"Chavemian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

nigel wyatt

The Lyrics

For everyone out there who doesn't know what some words mean here's a quick guide:Strife - TroublesDoley - someone on social supportBlow - dope, weed etc.Dough - moneyChav - townieArgos - catalouge storeEliztabeth Duke - cheap jewellry storeWords in italics are said by the goth all others are by the chav

I see a little silhouette-o of a Goth
Kick him in, kick him in
Let us rob all of his money
All his f**king makeup
very very frightening me

Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson loving freak
We hate them all-llll-llll

I'm just a poor chav give us your money
You're not a poor chav you're just a doley
Spare me your strife and do not bother me
Want to spend it on some blow will you lend me dough
I think not NO!, I will not lend you dough
Lend me dough
I think not, I will not lend you dough
Lend me dough
I think not, I will not lend you dough
Lend me dough
Will not lend you dough
Lend me dough
Will not lend you dough
Lend me d------ou---g--h
Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth
Now I'm bleeding, Now I'm bleeding
Now your bleeding out your nose
J.J.B has a trackie put aside for me-ee
For me-eeee
For me-eeeeee

(guitar break)

So do you think I look cool with me hands down me stri--des
Loud dance music coming from my g-t-iiiii
Oh ba-byy with your clown pendent ba-byy
Elizabeth Duke Elizabeth Duke does chav gear

(headbanging break)

Jewellery from Argos
Gear from Burberry
Trackies tucked in my socks
Trackies tucked in my socks for me-eee

Dirty robbing bast**d's

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John Harvey - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment

You didn't do the whole song! That make Hulk angry!

Neo + the american idiot - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment

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clagsniperx2 - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

this is stolen off of www.cecimoz.co.uk (its in a flash animation)

vix luvin rhys in IT n im brd wit ma main ladies - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment

DIS IS CRACKIN IT ITS PROPER FUNNY BT CHAVS AR WAY BETA THAN GOTHS JUS SO U AL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goths r ok i spose bt ma bf ses dey al smel n i dnt wanna argue!!!!!!! o wel ho hum il c yaz al l8r luv vix p.s chavs r gr8 n so is burberry i got a real hat lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx buh bye ma lil hunnis

tashmon - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

goths and alternative people rock chavs are so freeking dumb they can't even be bothered to type properly.........whats the matter bling caught in your trousers? grrrrrrrrrrr ass holes

x_x_Rock rocks!_x_x - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment

This was awesome!!! Its about time someone took the mick out of chavs,us goths and rock chicks are sick of it! Chavs nb (that means take note)- if you are going to wear Burberry,at least wear the REAL designer(if you doleys can afford it), leave everyone else alone,noone likes you,and LEARN TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back to first grade if you have to! And yes i am a girl,why do chavs always percieve goths and punks and the rest of us great people as lads? Sexist pigs!

Nar - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Chavs are losers and it's time someone took the piss out of them! This rules!!

vix - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment

i absolutly lurv dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElDuderino - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

OMG BEST...PARODY...EVER !!!1!one1eleventyone!!! Yes folks, absolutely spot on, I have to say the chavian sub-species (homo-burberrius or diplodicus-maximus) is THE most useless, unpleasent and most deserving social cancer for the creators of 'Chavemian Rhapsody' to turn their considerable talents loose upon. (Any chavs reading will by now have thrown their white lightening bottle at the monitor lol) And of course alternative peoples of all genres, especially goths (Slimelight forever) will appreciate this parody more than all the rest, rock on!

emo-goth 666 - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment

chavs should die, i think, and i agree with most of the above people. chavs can't type properly because they have a bottle in one hand and a beer in the other. chavs are a palgue and need to be disposed of, but please ignore my genecidal views. its only a shame the makers of chavemian rhapsody didnt include a bit about them acting tough but then running off when you walk in their general direction.

individual - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment

i totaly agree with emo goth and this forum is great i just want to add that the worst chavs are the little ones who think that because they are chavs they are better than everybody else then run away they realy annoy me! and that is the best piss take i have heard apart from the one that is on me mates phone.

peace - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment

HAHA heard this song off of www.cecimoz.co.uk ages ago made me giggle...but i really dont see the point of labelling people chav goth preps grebs emos...etc its just pointless every ones their own person, anyone that calls themself a label are influenced too easily and need to learn to be more unique. people that say I HATE CHAVS or I HATE GOTHS are twats....cas they are accounting for a wide range of people, and haven't even met most of them or given any of them a chance. It's a kind of dicrimination really, so if you are in a public place dont just look around you and think "i dont like them cas their chavs or i dont like them cas their goths" maybe you should think to yourself just because stereotypically chavs are individuals who are somewhat "rowdy" and "rude" maybe just maybe i should give people a chance before i judge anyone. i think i have a valid point, love you all xxxx

SweetRevenge - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Ha,

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