Song Parodies -> "Another One Lost His Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Lost His Nuts"

Parody Written by:

CalicoKittenMom

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to the growing number of people helping feral cat colonies by practicing TNR -- trap, neuter, release. We cheer every time we hear another one lost his nuts! So I rewrote this song for all TNR'ers out there -- celebrate a job well done!

Tom stalks steadily down the street
With his nuts slung way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
This Tom-cat's ready to go
Are you ready, queens, Are you ready, hey
Are you pouncin' off the edge of your seats
Out in the alleys the trappers sneakin'To the sound of theTNR beat...

Hey...
Another one lost his nuts
Another ones lost his nuts
And another one's trapped and another one's trapped
Another one lost his nuts
Hey, we're gonna get you too
Another one lost his nuts...

How do you think I'm gonna get along
Without these when they're gone?
You'd take away everything that I have
And heave me out on my own
I'm not ready, hey, I'm not ready, no
I gotta find me one in heat
Out in the alleys the trappers lurkin'
To the sound of the TNR beat...

Hey...
Another one lost his nuts
Another one lost his nuts
And another one's trapped and another one's trapped
Another one lost his nuts
Hey we're gonna get you too
Another ones lost his nuts!

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a cat
And bring him to the ground
You can clip him, you can snip him, you can take his nuts
And leave him just standin' around
But I'm ready, hey, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own four feet
'Til out of the alleys the trappers zip
Repeating the TNR beat

Oh yeah...
Another one lost his nuts
Another one lost his nuts
And another one's trapped and another one's trapped
Another one lost his nuts
Hey, we're gonna get you too
Another one lost his nuts...

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Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

TNR? People actually DO this in their spare time? Ick! pretty good parody 545

John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

I laughed my nuts off. 5s

Stephen Harrington - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

545, I don't know why they would want to do that, unless the there are too many stray cats.

CalicoKIttenMom - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

There ARE too many stray cats, and when they live outside for a while they go wild. TNR controls the population without going and killing off the entire colony. The volunteers also bring food to the feral (wild) cats, and watch out for sick and injured ones -- who are vetted, helped if possible, and humanely put down if they cant be helped.

PMS - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Steve, cats are territiorial. If a neutered cat establishes a territory it will keep other cats who may not be neutered from living there and reproducing. I too cheer the TNRs. Great song CKM.

Kahle - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment

I would like to hear the song. Where can I get it? wkahle@roadrunner.com

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