Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 22. C*m On Junior's Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Come On Feel The Noise"

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Original Performer:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 22. C*m On Junior's Toys"

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The Lyrics

a wee lad is excited for Christmas! because Christmas means new toys, and new toys mean a "special" kind of playtime... please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBIQXP_V5-Q

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
one wild child!

I think our son's got a dirty mind
I tell you, honey

I don't know why
I don't know why

but without fail, every Christmas Time
I spend my money

I don't know why
I don't know why
anymore
oh no

There's C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
one wild child!

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child!
sticky!

and he looks at women's chests, not face!
early puberty

and I don't know why
I don't know why

always rubbin' on his special place
he has books, dirty!

and I don't know why
babe, did we buy
those at store?
oh-ho-oh...

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
one wild child!

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
please, stains...
COME OFF!!!

well, he asked for a barbie, this time
he should know better!

for his playtime
a different type

I still say he's got a dirty mind
so he will not get her!

just watch his eyes
he likes thick thighs
even more
oh-woah!

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
one wild child!

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child
sticky!

Oh God! (I stepped) in it!
girls turn on boys (of course, this one!)
and on pay-per-view
he bought something lewd (lewd, nude, crude!)
he's waiting for Christmas Night (C*m On His New Toys)

On Christmas Night (His Brand New Toys!)
he'll get wild, wild, wild
I'll bet!

(Junior can be heard excitedly moaning and "whoo"ing, as he "plays" with his new toys)

C*m On Junior's Toys
boys will be boys
but he's one wild child

(Junior's pleasured moans continue, until fade out.)

thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Agrimorfee - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

WTF!?

CML - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Not to worry Jonathan. That's just Ag's way of saying .. Wow! Three Fives!

Jonathan - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guys! but yeah, I know this was one of my more "out there" ones.

Rob Arndt - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Yes, WTH was the inspiration for this? 555, but gross!

JAB - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Bad Junior; good parody.

Jonathan - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Rob - my own twisted mind, that's what. thanks 4 the 5s!
JAB - Thank You, Sir!

CML - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Lennie's out there pun that refers to not one, but two Jonathan parodies: When I was in college, I was a big Door's fan and my opening pick up line was always "C'mon baby, light my fire." ... I didn't get laid much, but I did become well acquainted with the extended organ solo

Jonathan - December 23, 2017 - Report this comment

^ Lol! Gold!

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