If you've lost Toto and it don't look good,
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.
If your dog sleep walks, knock on wood
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.

I ain't gonna find my pet.
I can't talk to my pet.
If your cat's been digging through the flowerbed,
With a prayer shawl, pet psychics.
If your horse starts talking like "Mr Ed".
With a crystal ball, pet psychics.
I ain't gonna find my pet.
I can't talk to my pet.
Instead of geritol, pet psychics.
If your rabbits gone to the great beyond,
Just call, pet psychics.

I ain't gonna find my pet.
Even if I searched the world.
I can't talk to my pet, no no no no.
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.
Mm...even if you're in debt,
Go find that pet baby.
At your beck and call, pet psychics.
Ring a ding ding, psychic in my neighborhood.

You won't need a microphone, pet psychic.
Don't wait at your door,
Or go looking in a downpour.
I think you better call pet psychics.
Ooh...with a prayer shawl pet psychics.
You know you can't stall, pet psychics.
With a crystal ball, pet psychics.
You can cheer them....