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Song Parodies -> "Toastmasters!"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ray Parker, Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Toastmasters!"
Parody Written by:
American Tongue
The Lyrics
TOASTMASTERS! – AMERICAN TONGUE
[Lavern]: Oh, hello, I heard there was a party here.
[Brit]: Hello, mate, you’re just in time. You’re welcome to join in the fun. Just take a seat over there.
[Lavern]: Oh, thank you…
[Martin]: Ok, are you ready?
[Pony]: Oh boy, Karaoke!
[Whistling Willie]: Hey, no way, this isn’t KTV! This is…
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin]: When you need to speak, but get tongue-tied,
Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Whistling Willie]: If the thought of speech, gives you butterflies
Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: I dunno what to say
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you want to learn, the gift of gab
Who can you call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: If your knees are weak, up on that stage
Oh, who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters! YEAH!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: I dunno what to say
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Cool Dan]: I’m not afraid of a toast either
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Oh, huhuhuh
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast!
[Whistling Willie]: Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you're feelin’ shy, pick up the phone and call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Mama Huhu]: Bu yao hai xiu (Chinese)
[Martin]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Mama Huhu]: Bu yao dan que (Chinese)
[Whistling Willie]: I hear it has lots of girls, like Miss America 1997
[Pony]: Oh, Boy!
[Lavern]: Oh, do you think I could get her autograph?
[Miguel]: No timido (Spanish)
[Whistling Willie]: I don’t think so, man
[Lavern]: Oh, I’m a woman!
[Miguel]: No tengas miedo (Spanish)
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: No, No, No, No! (YEAH)
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Brit]: If you've got a bloody dose of the glossophobia,
You better bloody call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Did Barbra Streisand really overcome her fear?
[Derek]: She did, and you can, too!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Oh, I dunno what to say
[Martin]: Now listen to this,
Toastin’ makes you feel good!
I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Don't get caught speechless, oh no
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you get that stage fright and you begin to sweat,
I think you better call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Oh, who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Oh, who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I think you better call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
Louder (speak into the mic)
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who can you call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Lavern]: Oh, hello, I heard there was a party here.
[Brit]: Hello, mate, you’re just in time. You’re welcome to join in the fun. Just take a seat over there.
[Lavern]: Oh, thank you…
[Martin]: Ok, are you ready?
[Pony]: Oh boy, Karaoke!
[Whistling Willie]: Hey, no way, this isn’t KTV! This is…
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin]: When you need to speak, but get tongue-tied,
Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Whistling Willie]: If the thought of speech, gives you butterflies
Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: I dunno what to say
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you want to learn, the gift of gab
Who can you call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: If your knees are weak, up on that stage
Oh, who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters! YEAH!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: I dunno what to say
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Cool Dan]: I’m not afraid of a toast either
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Oh, huhuhuh
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast!
[Whistling Willie]: Who ya gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you're feelin’ shy, pick up the phone and call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Mama Huhu]: Bu yao hai xiu (Chinese)
[Martin]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Mama Huhu]: Bu yao dan que (Chinese)
[Whistling Willie]: I hear it has lots of girls, like Miss America 1997
[Pony]: Oh, Boy!
[Lavern]: Oh, do you think I could get her autograph?
[Miguel]: No timido (Spanish)
[Whistling Willie]: I don’t think so, man
[Lavern]: Oh, I’m a woman!
[Miguel]: No tengas miedo (Spanish)
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: No, No, No, No! (YEAH)
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Brit]: If you've got a bloody dose of the glossophobia,
You better bloody call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Did Barbra Streisand really overcome her fear?
[Derek]: She did, and you can, too!
[Chinglish “I dunno” Melvin]: Oh, I dunno what to say
[Martin]: Now listen to this,
Toastin’ makes you feel good!
I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I ain't afraid o' no toast
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Don't get caught speechless, oh no
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: When you get that stage fright and you begin to sweat,
I think you better call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Oh, who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Oh, who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I think you better call
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
Louder (speak into the mic)
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who you gonna call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
[Martin & Whistling Willie]: Who can you call?
[All]: Toastmasters!
Lyrics and voices by Derek Davis ©2013, American Tongue Communications americantongue.com.
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Not sure why there's not more positive feedback; this is fairly amusing. Too much non-lyrics material in parantheses perhaps; makes it difficult to follow the lyrics
I had no idea what the toastmasters was all about ...I thought it was something from an infommercial......so I had to look it up...Now I see......LOUDER !...speak into the mic
Agreeing with Callmelennie. This was a fun read.
agree that it was a bit difficult to follow the lyrics 5's
You have to hear it to really appreciate it. www.americantongue.com then click on demos "I wanna be a cowboy" lyrics don't sound appealing until you hear it in song.
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