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Song Parodies -> "My One-Eyed Love"
Original Song Title:
"The One I Love"
Original Performer:
REM
Parody Song Title:
"My One-Eyed Love"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
To the one-eyed
Wonder Weasel
In
My fly
A simple bop
Can
Occupy my time
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)
Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Rhymes with "Venus",
Rhymes with "Rock", he's
Long,
And wide
A single bop
Can
Whop my eye with slime
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)
Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
His fun flows out
To the buns of
Her
Behind
Another bop
And I'll
Be feeling fine
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)
Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)
FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)
FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)
To the one-eyed
Wonder Weasel
In
My fly
A simple bop
Can
Occupy my time
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)
Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Rhymes with "Venus",
Rhymes with "Rock", he's
Long,
And wide
A single bop
Can
Whop my eye with slime
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)
Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
His fun flows out
To the buns of
Her
Behind
Another bop
And I'll
Be feeling fine
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)
Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)
FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)
FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)
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I like the way you preserve the essence of the song in your parody. I think that keeping many of the words the same really works. 'His fun flows out to the buns of her behind' .... hilarious!
Don't know the original schlong, but this might turn me into an REM fan.
So,what does R.E.M. stand for? Really Enormous Manhood? Rear Entry Maker? Rigid Elephantine Monster? DKTOS,but get fives for the funny factor.
I don't even know what to say! Song is extremely funny. Loved your wording and your dick-tion. :) 555
REM is the deepest part of sleep. U2 is a spy plane. Johnny went deep on this fly mission. Thanks for the high 5's. Johnny please review my parody of the Hollies Bus stop, Bus go. Johnny five is alive.
Shannon: Thanks, that's how I like to write a lot of my parodies - use as much of the original song as I can to force the original song to literally mock itself.
JB: To be a REM fan, all you've go to do, is dream...dream dream dream...thanks!
TTP: Rapid Eye Movement, or in this case, Rapid Movement Of The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel. Thanks!
C-man: You said the right thing! Thank you!
Lionel: Thank YOU for the high 5's. I took the bus over to your Hollies parody and dropped my five tokens in the turnstile. Good job!
JB: To be a REM fan, all you've go to do, is dream...dream dream dream...thanks!
TTP: Rapid Eye Movement, or in this case, Rapid Movement Of The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel. Thanks!
C-man: You said the right thing! Thank you!
Lionel: Thank YOU for the high 5's. I took the bus over to your Hollies parody and dropped my five tokens in the turnstile. Good job!
the fun flowed, indeed...nice job...5s
Thanks alvin.
And here I came, thinking this was gonna be about Pirates of the Caribean, or something like that... ;-)
555 hidden treasures.
555 hidden treasures.
Thanks K1chyd.
535. Too sick for my tastes, Johnny, but I give you credit for ruining a perfectly good song. :)
Heehee...5s, Johnny...
I thought it was pretty good.
Just sick enough for my taste...
Thanks Agri, Arwen, Serafina, and Ashkicksass.
Classic Johnny D
Thanks, Mr. Prez!
can i download this song to listen to???
Darn, I knew this title would be taken already, though I was expecting Malcolm would have been the one, heh heh. Nice work Johnny D. 5s.
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