-> "S.P.A.M."
Original Song Title:
"Stand"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"S.P.A.M."
The Lyrics
Spam in my email account (All this junk)
Maybe it's a virus, better scan the attachment now
Spam on my laptop at work (They're obsessed)
Really don't know why they think I need all this crap any how
Is space running low, go to file store
Then delete the junk to give you some more
The filter prevents the junk getting in
The junk folder's there to hold in the spam
Spam on my desktop at home (All this junk)
Check out the selection, all the different subjects now
One says "Are you happy at work (Have a rest)"
It's about a cruise vacation, should I go, it sounds kind of neat
Use anti-spyware, don't fool around
Or else your system is gonna shutdown
Probably some sites, aren't working no doubt
Adjust your blocker and leave them out, now
Tried McAfee on my own (Bought at store)
Software expiration, updating the table (Oh joy)
It's not like it costs very much (The lowest)
It'll save me from those ads and viruses that are getting old
[Insrumental]
Now once I click in, I can't click back out
From the frustration, I might wanna shout
The trojan will help the worm to get in
It will corrupt my system again
No spam (Damn)
All this junk
When I try deletion, some will stay in my files now
Spam (Damn)
Makes me stressed
Really is a pesky nuisance, anyone who gets it
If they don't know where I live (Don't tell more)
My registration, should I cancel the membership now (Delete?)
It can erase all my work (Now I'm stressed)
Think about how they seem obsessed,
they must think it sounds kind of neat
Sometimes they go kind of far (All this junk)
They can find out where you are (Lots of junk)
The prize is there to sucker you in
(They can find out where you are)(With their junk)
So please beware, beware of the spam
(They can find out where you are)(With their spam)
No spam
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