"Decide yourself if FDR's gonna stay!"
Host Ryan Seacrest would always say
Call in, write in, e-mail in your votes
So Abe Lincoln can write good gloats

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Keep Bush out of the U.S. of A.
So Bobby Simone will come and stay
Scream at, shout at, yell at the TV
If the winner's first name's Teddy

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Watch them all fight it out, watch them all fight it out
For the presidency, on TV

Could you imagine Ronald Reagan's look
When H.W. Bush tore up his book
"He's gone," "He's out," "He's dead," they all said
But Bush beat him over the head

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See the judge's blank look, see the judge's blank look
As Clinton plays the sax, that's Clinton

Watch out for Chad, he will mess you up, like he did to Al

Keep Dubya out of the votings heard
Reason: He could go and win, absurd

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Cell phones out -- they've voted, cell phones out -- they've voted
Open the envelope, open the envelope
And the winner today, and the winner today
Is John F. Kennedy, thanks to some guy Andy