-> "The Extinction of Metroids"
Original Song Title:
"The End of the World (As We Know It)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Extinction of Metroids"
The Lyrics
That's great, from SR388, what awaits, starts a feud and Samus is not a dude.
Life-leeching parasite, draining everything in sight - only serves its own needs, more annoying than weeds.
Feeding off an enemy, left no strength, evolve into a monster with some claws, legs, feet, teeth
Can’t be beat by fire, have appeared in seven games, and the Federation hires mercenaries to fight.
Bounty Hunters coming in a hurry in a flurry aiming for their head.
Send in teams of Space Hunters Space Pirates stopped.
Look at that high paying! Right, then.
Uh oh, Chozo, why’d you cause us so much woe, by starting
Plights with your parasites
Only serves its own needs, look how fast that it breeds,
Dummy, what’s your problem? Don’t attack it with a bright light.
You gotta beat it can’t defeat it slam, fight, slice, dice, simply use ice.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it and Metroid Prime.
Zero Suit, Dark Suit. Be precise where you shoot.
Morph ball, get small, no concern how far you fall.
Locking on, upgrading, screen scanning, suit losing.
Planet Zebes annihilation, Enemy incineration
Quite a gunship, quite a missile. Shoot down, snipe down.
Grappling Beam, cling, swing, also, use the Charge Beam watch it gleam
Power Bombs reign supreme.
The Screw Attack, the Screw Attack, the Screw Attack‘s a prize
Offer Samus fireballs, and offer her a boomerang and she’ll decline.
(Cause) It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it and Metroid Prime.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it. (Why did they have to be cloned?)
It's the end of Metroids I just know it (Why did they have to be cloned?) and Metroid Prime…Prime
The other night she went to Aether, home of the annihilator
beam and phazons, Metroid Prime gone. Now Dark Samus, phazon weakness and strength
Can’t escape it, still lives, there it is, boom!
That amniotic, parasitic, life-sucking fright. Right?
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it. (Why did they have to be cloned?)
It's the end of Metroids I just know it (Why did they have to be cloned?) and Metroid Prime…Prime
It's the end of Metroids I just know it.
It's the end of Metroids I just know it. (Why did they have to be cloned?)
It's the end of Metroids I just know it (Why did they have to be cloned?) and Metroid Prime…Prime
(Repeat 1 more time)
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