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Song Parodies -> "Welfare Man"
Original Song Title:
"Superman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Welfare Man"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
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I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
You know I'm a babe magnet now because I get free food.
And if you had food stamps could they keep their hands off you?
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
If I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.
I I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.
I am welfare man and I write song parodies.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
You know I'm a babe magnet now because I get free food.
And if you had food stamps could they keep their hands off you?
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
If I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.
I I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.
I am welfare man and I write song parodies.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
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Hope "welfare man" is covered on Medicaid! Love the K-Fed guy with a bleeding heart line! Collect 555 food stamps!!
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