They say, that on May 21st,
We get hurt, we should beware
Even Donald Trump’s orange hair.

This guy Harold Camping, from Christian Radio
Calls it Judgment Day, We all will be swept away.
Colossal Earthquake. We should all repent now, before, we go.
Bible says we’re liable for all our sins,in the end.
Liars in Hell’s briar, and finally all the politicians pants will catch on fire in joint partisan.
But I, think there are way to many signs
That it’s not time of Armageddon.

Year by year there experts saying, doom, is near–crap.
Don’t you remember, Y2K.
Oh no, no way Joe, so much to prove you wrong, I’ll show you.
I have found, look around. We must stay alive, For iPhone version 5 .
What God and his theories would not give the Cubs
a World Series–please.
American Idol, it’s big final, no, way, doomsday
Cause I have plans for Sunday

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans

Six o’clock, expiration? Sorry I’ll be on vacation. Surf and sun,
Listen, eating tons of Bon Bons. Lunatics running round, the end is near they all fear.
Think they’ve got the wrong prediction,
cause TIME just extended my subscription.
Get the facts, get a life. Just ask, my wife.
Our schedule is full, every line. The
End of World-No Time.
Too busy for your warning signs. A cancellation,
might occur. I will get back to you.
But on May 21st, that day is really the worst
I have things to do

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans

I’ve checked online again and nothing by Wolf Blitzer and CNN.
Or on NBC or at CBS.
BBC News, The Daley Show or Sesame Street on PBS.
Birthday parties, all planned, soccer games set. Vacations all booked,
and I still haven’t got 5,000 friends on Facebook

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans
I have plans

I have plans