It's crap on the charts at the moment
just go back to when it was all Rancid
think about the trees of the charts now (no, please don't)
Just to remember these songs are tripe

You need to see all the songs on Itunes
don't sing with food in your gob
cos if you did, you'll choke to death afterwards
wishing it was great, it's great anyway anydays

It's crap on the charts at the moment
just go back to when it was all Rancid
think about the trees of the charts now (no, please don't)
Just to remember these songs are tripe

Different songs are played, like One Direction
I know you're there for Rick Astley
but i don't see that anyway at all before
my eyes are there to get The Beatles back on their arse

so it's crap on the charts at the moment
just go back to when it was all Rancid
think about the trees of the charts now (no, please don't)
just to remember these songs are tripe

The tunes are MOR, Auto-tune is pussy-holed
wish we were there when it was all Starsailor
i can't see it all, before it is all crap
i do think it has gone down the shitter on 99p loads more

Crap (crap)
Crap (crap)
Crap (crap)
Crap (crap)
Crap (crap)

it's loads of crap on the charts at the moment
just go back to when it was all Rancid
these times are going back on the grounds
my ass is there to go back there, oh crapper

oh crap