We'll start
With a huge Complaint
That he will never understand,
Because we've
Gotta back him up against the wall.
We've gotta get the upper hand!

You've slipped and you've fallen,
It's millions we're talkin'!
To settle will cost him a lot.
We'll be relentless,
Yeah, we'll beat him senseless,
We'll sue the schmuck for all that he's got!

Chorus:
So let's sue the bastard for all that he's got,
And pick up a million or two.
And don't you know I would give heaven and earth
To be the lawyer who sues him for you!

If things
Ever get too tough
There's always something I can do,
And 'cause I've
Got a big contingent fee at stake,
I'll settle this before we're through.

Discovery motions
Ain't no big commotion,
My experts are the best that's around.
Ain't no mistakin' he'll learn we're not fakin',
We'll screw his butt right into the ground!

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

You've slipped and you've fallen,
It's millions we're talkin'!
To settle will cost him a lot.
We'll be relentless,
Yeah, we'll beat him senseless,
We'll sue the schmuck for all that he's got!

(Chorus to fade)