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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Write Again"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Write Again"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I have some bad news: As of now, I'm retiring from writing parodies for this web site :( The reason I'm doing so is because I've got so much work to do in the real world that I've no time for parody writing any more. I'm serious, too. Anyways, enjoy my last parody. DKTOS? (Don't Know The Original Song?)
I’ve enjoyed this so long,
But all good things must end some day.
I’ve got some projects that I’m working on,
I gotta pack up now & I’ll be on my way.

I’m so sorry that I’ll soon be going,
I hope that you’ll understand.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled.

I’ve been with you guys for so long,
I’ve made so many contributions to this site.
Sometimes I don’t like what is going on,
But I assure you, everything’s all right.

And if you’ll miss me ‘cause I’m going,
I’ll find some way to keep in touch.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled.

(Ooh, write again)
(Ooh, write again)
(Oooohhhhhhh)
Never gonna write-
Never gonna write-
(Write again).

(Oooohhhhhhh)
Never gonna write-
Never gonna write-
(Write again).

I’ve been with you guys for so long,
I’ve made so many contributions to this site.
Sometimes I don’t like what is going on,
But I assure you, everything’s all right.

I’m so sorry that I’ll soon be going,
I hope that you’ll understand.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled.

Never gonna write again,
I’m sorry if I let you down,
I was gonna get the crown
At 100.

Never wanna make you cry,
Memories should never die,
I was really flying high,
But I’ve fled…

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ChuckyG - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd have gone with "Careless Whisper" for the refrain "never gonna write again", but then again you wouldn't have gotten that cool title.
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear about that, Dylan. Here's 555 prewritten parodies and a best of luck wish.
Dylan Baranski - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd just like to say a few words to you guys: YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!
Red Ant - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Great AFD parody, Dylan. 5s
Max Power - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Rickrolled
LadyCupCakes - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, please re-consider . . . your Knightly writes do please, as well as tease. We shall miss you Sir, at the ~Knights Table o'Parody~.
Dylan Baranski - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
LadyCupCakes, I'm not going anywhere. There's so many songs that I haven't parodied yet. And besides, if you'd read the comments & seen the video, you'd have known it was fake.
Johnny D - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
It's April Fools Day, Dylan Baranski has just Rick Rolled me, and I LOVE IT!!! 555
Jason - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
YOU CHEEKY DUDE! You had me fooled you was leaving!
Dylan Baranski - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Like I said, I'm not leaving permanently. There may be times when I take breaks, but I'd never leave unless I ran out of songs to parody, which isn't happening anytime soon.
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice. Rick Rolled. Very nice. Not in on the joke. 1's for all fooled 5's for Dylan.

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