-> "The Night Dumbledore Died"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Chicago Died"
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Dumbledore Died"
The Lyrics
Harry was a coward
Strutted all around the castle
Back in the age of lies
Back in the dark old times
Harry Potter was telling lies
'Bout the night Dumbledore was killed
In the night Dumbledore died
Potter talks about it still
When a man called Sev'rus Snape
Offered Dumbledore as bait
Although Lord Voldemort
Told Draco to do so
* I heard the mudblood cry
Snape got away the night Dumbledore died
Brother, what a traitor Potter was
Brother, what a traitor Weasley was
Glory be
I heard the mudblood cry
Snape got away the night Dumbledore died
Brother, what Potter really saw
Brother, what Granger really saw
Yes, indeed
And sound of Death Eaters rang
In the middle of the night
Till the last of the Slytherin gang
Had surrendered up or died
Lord Voldemort had come
And he spoke in Parseltongue
But a death eater just said
That Karkaroff is dead
*refrain
And then once and for all
Professor Dumbledore was gone
Then we ended the wizard fight
And then Weasley stepped inside
And he kissed the mudblood's face
And he brushed her tears away
** The night Dumbledore died
The night Dumbledore died
Brother, what Potter really saw
Brother, what Granger really saw
Yes, indeed
**repeated until fadeout
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