Song Parodies -> "Wish That I Could Quit You"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

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Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Wish That I Could Quit You"

Parody Written by:

Liev Suonimul

The Lyrics

Most of the humor of this derives from familiarity with the movie Brokeback Mountain. If you hadn't seen it, it probably wouldn't make sense. Well, most of it should make sense since most people have heard of it, but the subtle subtext to it might be missing.

Our forbidden strange love
On Brokeback Mountain twixt you and I
Have wife and children that need my sweet love
But couldn't dump you like any other guy
Can't get rid of homosexual feelings
This I do not understand

Chorus:
Wish that I could quit you now
Wish that I could put you down
Wish that I could turn around and dessert you
Wish that I won't kiss a guy
Wish that I could say goodbye
Wish that I could go back kissing my own wife

We've herded cattle for so long
I know I love you but I'm ashamed to say it
We're both to macho to think this is wrong
We just pretend we like guys to play wit'
We both know what that we are feeling
Don't tell me you love her more than me

(Chorus)

(Ooh quit you now)
(Ooh quit you now)
(Ooh) never gonna quit, never gonna quit
(quit you now)
(Ooh) never gonna quit, never gonna quit
(quit you now)

We've herded cattle for so long
I know I love you but I'm ashamed to say it
We're both to macho to think this is wrong
We just pretend we like guys to play wit'
We both know what that we are feeling
Don't tell me you love her more than me

(Chorus)

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