-> "Daddy's Girls"
Original Song Title:
"Jesse's Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Daddy's Girls"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
They're Dubya's twins, yeah...
Barb and Jenna been drinkin' wine.
But you know, nothing's changed.
If your name's Bush, it's fine.
They are Daddy's little girls,
And they both can cross the line.
Dubya's watching them with his spies.
They still underage, used fake ID's;
They just blew it.
When they got busted at Chuy's,
We heard hate from the Right.
We know these missies are their Daddy's girls.
These missies are their Daddy's girls.
It must be fine to have power like that!
Press plays along with the charade.
Being Republicans, they help Bush arrange.
We know that well past 30,
Bush drank, there's no dispute.
Bush wants to keep this undercover,
Or he'll threaten a lawsuit.
Dubya's watching them with his spies.
They still underage, used fake ID's; they just blew it.
When they got busted at Chuy's,
We heard hate from the Right.
We know these missies are their Daddy's girls.
These missies are their Daddy's girls.
It must be fine to have power like that!
And it's looking so much clearer all the time.
Protecting the Bush's family:
"It's not funny! It's too cruel!" are their lines.
It's just the way Shrub wants it to be.
Missies... it must be fine to have power like that!
(instrumental solo)
We know these missies are their Daddy's girls.
These missies are their Daddy's girls.
Yes, they're Daddy's girls.
It must be fine to have power like that!
Daddy's girls... these missies are their Daddy's girls
No doubt... no doubt... Daddy's girls...
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