-> "2009 Aaron's 499 Recap Song"
Original Song Title:
"Human Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2009 Aaron's 499 Recap Song"
The Lyrics
Nick Saban gave the command,
to fire the engines at Talladega
Juan Montoya leads the first lap
as the inside line takes early control
And then Kenseth and Gordon get together
But they got together in a big wreck
including Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers
Clint Bowyer, Kevin Harvick and Mark Martin
Joey Logano needs his first win
At Talladega, Logano Must win
Logano needs his first win
he needs to win the Aarons 499
Logano need it, and Andretti needs it too
You know, Jeff Burton is penalized for pitting early
Mikey Waltrip cuts in front of the Taz-Manian Devil
but made an amazing save
And the #11 of Denny Hamlin leads at the halfway point
But Dale Jr. and Burton teamed up to make a big lead
Later Rowdy Kyle Busch gets a huge push
then he got loose after a bump from Jeff Burton
And Montoya gets bumped by Hamlin causing a huge crash
Rocket Ryan needs to win
The Aaron's 499
But Concrete Carl took over
Thanks to a push from Brad K.
Carl wants a backflip, and Phoenix Racing wants a first win too
Concrete Carl
Brad The Big
Carl Edwards
Brad Keselowski
And Then Brad send Carl Edwards to the Airborne
To The End
And Carl Edwards didn't win
But Brad Keselowski did win
the Aaron's 499 at Talladega
His first win for Phoenix Racing
thanks to an upset victory
in NASCAR History
Edwards came in second, Rocket Ryan Came in Third
Keselowski
wins at
Talladega
Keselowski
wins at
Talladega
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