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Song Parodies -> "Stifler's Mom"
Original Song Title:
"Jessie's Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rick Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"Stifler's Mom"
Parody Written by:
Macaroni Man
The Lyrics
The second song of the 2nd annual Labor Day All-Nighter Parodization. This topic's already been used for a parody of "Stacy's Mom," so instead I did it with a song often associated with that, "Jessie's Girl." I should take this time to say that: I don't ACTUALLY find her especially appealing, and I've only watched the first 2 movies so far. I'd understand if this doens't get approved, besides, it's probably one of my worst works with respect to pacing and stuff (it's the idea that counts).
Stifler is an ass
Yeah I know he throws good parties sometimes
I’ve been trying to get laid, girls are hard to find
But Stifler’s got himself a mom and I want to make her mine
And she’s strutting those wrinkly thighs
And she carries that plus-sized body, I just love it
Yeah and she’s waiting on the pool table with a scotch
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Her black car pulls up at the lake
My body’s prepared for our Tantric* exchange
You know I fell so dirty when Stifler walks in the room
I wanna tell her that I love her but I’m 19, she’s 42
Cause Janine is one of a kind
And she’s the goddess of the party, only I know it
No comparison, but with age they get more ripe
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Jon and Justin** want to get near her as do I
The girls from college aren’t pleeeasing me
Sweet as honey, Jennifer Coooolige is fine
American Pie was made for me
Tell me where can I find a[nother] woman like that?
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
I want Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Yeah I know he throws good parties sometimes
I’ve been trying to get laid, girls are hard to find
But Stifler’s got himself a mom and I want to make her mine
And she’s strutting those wrinkly thighs
And she carries that plus-sized body, I just love it
Yeah and she’s waiting on the pool table with a scotch
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Her black car pulls up at the lake
My body’s prepared for our Tantric* exchange
You know I fell so dirty when Stifler walks in the room
I wanna tell her that I love her but I’m 19, she’s 42
Cause Janine is one of a kind
And she’s the goddess of the party, only I know it
No comparison, but with age they get more ripe
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
Jon and Justin** want to get near her as do I
The girls from college aren’t pleeeasing me
Sweet as honey, Jennifer Coooolige is fine
American Pie was made for me
Tell me where can I find a[nother] woman like that?
You know I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom,
I wish that I had Stifler’s Mom
I want Stifler’s Mom
Where can I find a MILF like that?
*Tantric is that meditation thing Finch did in the second movie; increases libido or something
**The two Asian guys who chant "MILF! MILF! MILF!" at her picture in the hall
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**The two Asian guys who chant "MILF! MILF! MILF!" at her picture in the hall
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Funny, but I remember one of the MILF guys being caucasian.
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