Joker is her friend,
Yeah, “Mister J” she's known a very long time
Most people think that he's deranged
But he's her “puddin'” and that's just fine
Joker's got himself a girl
Schizo-Psycho, not refined
But he loves her soft pale skin and the evil in her eyes
And she's lovin' him with her body, always flaunts it!
And he's holding her in his arms really, really tight

[Such a grin, such a sight!]

Everyone knows that she is Joker's girl
Harley Quinn is a psycho girl
With her mallet will lay you flat (you'll go splat!!!)

Born in Brooklyn, back in the day
She was an odd girl that often acted strange
That's when she first met Bernie who was creepy but also cute
She told him she hated Bonnie Harper, wanted him to execute
And he killed her much to her surprise
But she never loved him with her body, just exposed it!
He was sent to prison, but gave her a real, real delight

[Got into Arkham, met the inmate of her life!]

Everyone knows that she is Joker's girl
Harley Quinn is a psycho girl
With her mallet will lay you flat (you'll go splat!!!)

Warped Joker's girl
She's an oddball this Joker's girl
Where can I find a woman...
Where can I find a woman like that?

[That's so twisted and so cracked???]

She's the most evil villainess of all time
More than Cheetah and Poison Ivy
It's so funny; when Cat Woman's in headlines
She' so curvy, but I seek a more challenging freak!
One that can laugh when she's on the attack...

I know I wish that I had Joker's girl
I wish that I had Joker's girl
Where can I find a woman in tight leather... red & black?
Like Joker's girl

I wish that I had Joker's girl
I want, I want Joker's girl

[When she kills, gives me a thrill]