Song Parodies -> "Rohan's Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Rohan's Girl"

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The Lyrics

If Grima Wormtongue ever lost all control and voiced his pent up sexual frustrations regarding his long time crush on Eowyn...this is what I think we might hear...

Eowyn's a babe
Yeah, you know she'd make a guy quite a find
But lately something's clear it ain't hard to define
She's disgusted by my presence, though I wanna make her mine

When she's watching me with those eyes
Well, she's on the verge of throwing up, I just know it
And she's always glaring at me all day and night

You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?

I'll play along with my charade
What does it take for a guy to make the grade?
You know I feel so dirty next to her, she's so cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot

'Cause she's watching me with those eyes
And she's missin' her stupid brother, I just know it
And she's always running from me all day and night

You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?

That Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman�
Why can't I find a woman like that?

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering how she can see through me?
I've been funny I've been cool with the lines
Shouldn't that trump all my bad hygiene?

Tell me!
Why can't I find a woman like that?

You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Yeah, Rohan's girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

A "Rohan" girl.....haaarrrrowwwrrrr.....

Arwen - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Johnny!!

Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Rohan's girl? Lauryn Hill?

Arwen - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Um...don't know what to say to that...other than maybe you add a vote along with your comment...

pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Poor Grima!

Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Teeech! There's no poor Grima-ing about it...he's so gross. but thanks for the vote, Pickle!

Arwen - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I think I meant "yeeech." I don't know what teeech means. I'm seriously so stupid sometimes...

Tony - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment

you still want the last dance arwen?

Abbott Skelding - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment

I had to look up what this was about because I have absolutely no idea...the only thing I can really comment on is that the pacing was pretty spot on...everything else, I'm lost.

Matthias - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Uh............... What? I was completely lost on here. The Lord of the Rings movies were pretty decent (a bit long but pretty decent) although I never followed them enough to understand what exactly what you're on about here. Oh well... Such is life.

Porfle Popnecker - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Nice--now to get Brad Dourif to star in the video!

Blaydeman - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment

(AofA) I've seen all of the Lord of the Rings movies and was still a little lost in this one. I felt it was a little too detailed for the common reader (such as myself). I got the gist of the parody but felt as though I was missing out on the big joke of the song. Idk, it just wasn't your strongest effort.

bobpiecheese - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

(Ages) This parody is amusing to me because of an Asterix comic that mostly a Romeo/Juliet riff but had a Wormtongue-esque character that was macking on the Juliet stand-in. That and your writing is always hilarious, that kinda helps. 555!

Jeff Reuben - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

You don't mess with the Rohan! I think I got it, I just took it at face value. Middle Earth lust.

D-Mon - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment

(AofA) I completely missed out on the Lord of the Rings references. I have never seen them. So sorry I can't give much more of a review on this one. :(

UnKnownVotrix - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment

. . . oBama's whirl . . .

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