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Song Parodies -> "The First and Last Time I'm Ever Gonna See Your Face"
Original Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roberta Flack
Parody Song Title:
"The First and Last Time I'm Ever Gonna See Your Face"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Hayes
The Lyrics
The first time ever I saw you I thought you had a mask on
Was I in for the supreme moment, the mother of surprise
You had such halitosis in your breath
Whoever the unlucky bloke who kisses you, dies
You'll never get anybody to lay with you
For rigormortis surely would set in
Lots of porkies smell better
Lyin' in their pin
The first time I ever saw you
Was sure to be my last
I've done lots of foolish things
But that was in the past
'Cause rigormortis surely would set it
Lots of porkies smell better, lyin' in their pin
Was I in for the supreme moment, the mother of surprise
You had such halitosis in your breath
Whoever the unlucky bloke who kisses you, dies
You'll never get anybody to lay with you
For rigormortis surely would set in
Lots of porkies smell better
Lyin' in their pin
The first time I ever saw you
Was sure to be my last
I've done lots of foolish things
But that was in the past
'Cause rigormortis surely would set it
Lots of porkies smell better, lyin' in their pin
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